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Re: this is a joke thread
« Reply #60 on: August 19, 2020, 12:47:21 PM »


14 mins, but it's hilarious the more Mtn Dew he dranks.
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« Reply #61 on: August 30, 2020, 11:53:27 AM »
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."
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Re: this is a joke thread
« Reply #62 on: August 30, 2020, 05:04:45 PM »
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Re: this is a joke thread
« Reply #63 on: August 31, 2020, 08:20:39 AM »
Quote from: Vyn on August 30, 2020, 11:53:27 AM
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."

:rofl: +1 Vyn!

My family will groan as I tell them all this joke, one by one... :smug:
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Re: this is a joke thread
« Reply #64 on: November 17, 2020, 04:21:42 PM »
Meanwhile in Australia:

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« Reply #65 on: November 18, 2020, 08:52:18 AM »
:haha3:
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« Reply #66 on: November 21, 2020, 04:57:37 PM »
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Re: this is a joke thread
« Reply #67 on: November 23, 2020, 04:48:21 PM »


If not a joke, at least cute and funny. :D
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« Reply #68 on: December 17, 2020, 05:08:13 PM »
I don't know if you can get away with this gag these days.   :))
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« Reply #70 on: December 29, 2020, 11:56:41 AM »
"I'm sorry to inform you that we have a no returns policy on old senile dummies"...
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« Reply #71 on: December 29, 2020, 12:57:25 PM »
Biden doesn't make sense?!! After the nonsense Trump has come up with over the last few years that seems a little rich! ;)
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Re: this is a joke thread
« Reply #72 on: December 29, 2020, 01:33:12 PM »
Quote from: KiloDeltaCharlie on December 29, 2020, 12:57:25 PM
Biden doesn't make sense?!! After the nonsense Trump has come up with over the last few years that seems a little rich! ;)

Touche. But Trumps nonsense is just the way he speaks. Biden's nonsense is because he's got dementia...there's a difference.
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Re: this is a joke thread
« Reply #73 on: December 29, 2020, 03:14:31 PM »
Biden has dementia: that's the joke. Man's old, but still hale.

So here's the sickest joke of all: Donald Fucking Trump. That rat bastard has lied constantly for four years and gotten otherwise sensible people to swallow whole his insane and racist view of the world, leaving behind an entire half of the nation incapable of discerning between truth and lies anymore. Joke is on you if you follow after Donald Fucking Trump. He's led you over a cliff and you pretend like you're flying first class.

Want another joke? Trump's reaction to how Russian hackers penetrated multiple US government departments. That sheepfucker's idiot response: blame China for what was clearly and decidedly a Russian effort. His response and the people supporting it are something hot and steamy that a bull leaves in the meadow, and it's not a sexually satisfied heifer, I can tell you that.

I'm listening to punk rock as I edit a book on the way neoliberal Democrats and Republicans ran the Texas school system into the ground over the last 50 years, so I really don't give a flying fuck about some dingus' cartoon about how he's all butthurt that Biden is elected president. My giveashitter is broken down and the hardware store is all out of replacement parts.

And fuck Republicans for saying that everything they don't like is Socialism. Fuck 'em good and hard. Want equal rights? That's goddam Socialism, we're having none of that here in the USA! Want policing without racial biases? Goddammit, that's more Socialism! Move it out of here! Health care reform? College reform? Fucking Communism! Grab your guns before they force you to have an abortion with an illegal alien in a gay marriage! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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« Reply #74 on: December 29, 2020, 03:19:13 PM »
Oh yeah, and a great Donald Fucking Trump quote if you were offended: "I was only joking."

Sean Dumbass Hannity and Carlson Dickless Tucker will rush to my defense in 3... 2... 1... 

If you don't like politically incorrect shock humor that tells it like it is, saying exactly what I think, then you're a Socialist namby-pamby pinko baby with a wet diaper, that's the rules we're playing with to-day.
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