this is a joke thread

[Typhon]

I guess the jokes on her.   

[Zzzptm]

My kid was washing some bedding, but the washing machine kept banging because the load was unbalanced.

I told my kid he'd better get his sheet together!

[Charger]

Well....sheeeeeeeeeeeeet!

[Typhon]

^^^^
I remember that guy from a couple of Law & Order episodes years ago.

[Charger]

Yeah Isiah Whitlock jr. was in a lot of shows, but I think Clay Davis was his best role ever...he passed away last year.

[Typhon]

 A man and his wife are sitting in a pub.
 The man says, "I love you!"
 The wife says, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
 The man says, "That's me talking, . . . to the beer."
 

[Zzzptm]

From Philogelos, a 2500 year old Greek joke book:

Someone needled a jokester: "I had your wife, without paying a dime."
He replied: "It's my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What made you do it?"

[Typhon]

Cool mom.   

[Vyn]

Hahaha, that's awesome! That girl looked like she was starting to fear for her life!

Relatedly, oh how the wheel has turned. When that song was contemporaneous, it would have been the girl playing it and the mom looking like she was in fear for her life....