this is a joke thread

[Zzzptm]

Either she's the cleverest troll on the Internet... or the worst cook of 'em all!

[Typhon]

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L O L


Made my day after some rough calls at work. Thanks!

[Vyn]

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Hahaha, another winner!

[Typhon]

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Well, nobody said the jokes had to be *funny*. Or based on accurate observations...

Whenever you're ready to post a real joke, I'll be ready to laugh.

[Charger]

A copy of the FBI search warrant for Trump's house has leaked:

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[Charger]

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[Vyn]

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"

The man, sporting a beard, says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.

A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of rum. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the rum then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves.

The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of rum. He drinks the rum then starts walking out the door.

The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?" The Scotsman thinks quickly. He lifts his kilt and says, "Secret Service."

[Thelemech]

A copy of the FBI search warrant for Trump's house has leaked:

 

[Zzzptm]

Hear the one about the cricketer who had too much hot curry?


He was clean boweled!

[Vyn]

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic
tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach
trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over.
He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring
back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of
his presence.

At once, they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."
The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch
you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."