Weather Topic!

[Zzzptm]

Lock it in! Keep the world right where it is!

[Charger]

Gentlemen, I think we're in the midst of a planetary alignment of some sort, as the weather hereabouts is very nice as well!

Next I guess we're seeing an apocalyptical event!

[Zzzptm]

Gentlemen, I think we're in the midst of a planetary alignment of some sort, as the weather hereabouts is very nice as well!

Next I guess we're seeing an apocalyptical event!

BRACE FOR IMPACT!

Have to say, though, it's an absolutely lovely day for it!

[Charger]

Goddamn it's cold! 4C (39F) outside now...this is March temps not May! And a really spiky northernly wind to boot!

Central part of Finland is getting SNOW right now! Snow! In May! Yup...we're all gonna die of extreme heat!

[Zzzptm]

Ah, remember, the extreme heat is further north of you in the arctic lands, that's what sends the snow to the subarctic areas.

[Charger]

Sunny and Warm here now...+25C (77F) and about million tons of pollen in the air.

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

It's been quite pleasant for a few days, and should remain that way for the rest of the week... but it's not that warm and may only get to around 20C.

[Zzzptm]

A stretch of cool days in front of us here in Dallas, "cool" meaning the highs will be in the high 70s-mid 80s F, or 24-28 C.

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

Still dry and sunny with a light breeze, and should be the same for the next few days. But it's still not that warm... which is fine by me I don't like it too hot and we are getting low 20C.

[Zzzptm]

Meanwhile, the El Niño and record hot Atlantic waters look to cancel each other out and give us a normal hurricane season.

[Charger]

And we're getting yet another record breaking cold..June is around the corner and we can't get temps over 14C (57F)! Nights might go below freezing again!

It's official Global warming has been canceled.

[Vyn]

Global cooling was a thing circa 1973. "A New Ice Age is coming" was the mantra - heard about it all the time.

Maybe they were right, just had their timing off?

Weather has been spot-on around here lately - couldn't ask for better!

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

Sadly global warming relates to the entire worlds temperature. North Atlantic regions might get colder if the Gulf Stream disappears... so all that lovely warm water will stay in the Caribbean.

[Vyn]

Fuck the Caribbean. I mean, how shady is an entire region that woke up one day and decided everyone should pronounce their name differently? They can keep their sweet, sweet warmth! Bastards.

[Zzzptm]

Fuck the Caribbean.

That's some slackness in your lyrics, sir! You've been listening to King Yellowman again, haven't you?