Euro Footsy Championships!

[Charger]

I don't think I've ever rooted for a team as much before as I do now for the Czechs!

[Charger]

What a load of horseradish.

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

The Czech Republic had their chances but just couldn't covert them, and then they ran of steam!

[Charger]

All I can say now is poor England...

I'm almost thinking it might be better if they'd lose today...atleast it wouldn't then be just against sheer luck.

[Charger]

Good start from England but Ukraine seemed to woken up a bit at the end of the first half...so they better be careful or things might be tied pretty fast...

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

I almost missed Englands 2nd goal it cam so early in the second half. Great free-kick!

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

I was just going to say I think there's more goals in this when England get their 3rd. I still think Ukraine can score but 3 might be too many now.

[Charger]

Well that was a walk in the park for England...

Ukraine's defence was surprisingly poor...Nice fast goals from England though!

Too bad now they will face humiliating loss to Gladstoneland.

[Jack the Stripper]

An England v Italy final would be fitting but I have to say, I’m loving what the Danes are doing. They are riding the crest of a wave and would absolutely love to see them win it.

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

Good morning Jack

I still think it is Italy's to lose.

If England play that well against the Danes I don't see them losing, but again I fear Englands ability to drag defeat from the jaws of victory!!

[Jack the Stripper]

Well I did say at the very start that I was hoping England can win it but it does come naturally to Aussie’s to root for the underdog. In saying that, I do have half Italian blood in me so I’ll be a little conflicted if Italy is in the final.

The one thing I detest about football/soccer though is the acting hurt and writhing around in pain like they’ve been shot or severely injured only to get up a minute later n perfect health and the Italians are up with the best of them(or in this case worst of them)in the acting department so it maybe won’t be that hard to barrack against them in the final

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

^^^
It was embarrassing yesterday. An Italian player lying at deaths door in the penalty area, they then score and he miraculously gets up to celebrate with the rest. Their time wasting didn't get them anywhere though. There was 5 minutes of added time at the end, and because of all their play acting they ended up with 7 minutes added!

[Jack the Stripper]

Yeah that was pathetic! It’s getting a good run on social media with the dramatic then uplifting music when he miraculously recovers from his near death experience to celebrate with his team mates. I tuned in for the last 10 minutes of that match and all I saw were Italian players flopping about all over the place.

I’m sure the majority English crowd will let them know about it in the final when they start pulling that shit. But I’m probably getting a little ahead of myself.

[Zzzptm]

Soccer games need a new referee position: THE MOM.

Whenever a player claims injury, The Mom moves in to adjudicate. She tells the player that if he's hurt bad enough to have his team get a penalty kick, then he's hurt bad enough to sit out the rest of the game with a bowl of warm chicken soup to keep him company.

If he suddenly gets better, then The Mom not only sends him off the field. He gets a red card and a stern lecture and is grounded for a week. And if he gives The Mom any sass, then he's grounded for TWO weeks, so keep it up, buster, if you like not playing with your friends! Also, while grounded, the player's pay is 100% donated to supporting children's hospitals in developing countries, where people are REALLY sick!

I've been watching Malcolm in the Middle, and Malcolm's mom Lois is my inspiration for that role.

[Charger]

So semis start today then...

Italy vs Spain... Italy has been scary strong through out... But Spain has improved their game a lot in every single match so who knows...

I'm trying a new tactic with my bets now as all of the post group stage bets have gone belly up...now I'm going to bet against my favourite team so I went with Italy's win for this one and Denmark's win for tomorrow.

But with my luck both will end in a tie and Italy and Denmark are gonna win in the penalty kicks which will still mean I won't get any money and my least favourite teams advance...