Bubble concerts have arrived!!!!

[Charger]

What the actual fuck!??!?!!?

https://loudwire.com/bubble-concerts/?utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=newsletter_5288477

[Vyn]

Fuck those combusted labia ortis bastards with their space bubbles. And fuck every manipulative, emotionally stunted, blind-ass-thinking cocksucker that walks, has walked, or will ever walk on this planet, straight to hell.

And I hope they all land right square on the devil's poker when they get there.

I may or may not feel better having typed that. I'm not sure yet.

[Zzzptm]

Fuck those combusted labia ortis bastards with their space bubbles. And fuck every manipulative, emotionally stunted, blind-ass-thinking cocksucker that walks, has walked, or will ever walk on this planet, straight to hell.

And I hope they all land right square on the devil's poker when they get there.

I may or may not feel better having typed that. I'm not sure yet.

I know what you mean. There should have been a duet between the Dio hologram and the Tupac hologram at that concert, or everyone got RIPPED OFF!

[Typhon]

[Vyn]

I know what you mean. There should have been a duet between the Dio hologram and the Tupac hologram at that concert, or everyone got RIPPED OFF!

The DioPac Holo Tour. Tickets on sale now, don't forget your space bubble!

[Zzzptm]

The idea of wrapping myself up in what would essentially be a large amount of single-use plastic so I can sweat profusely and possibly injure myself with unsure footing as I'm jostled about in proximity to other similarly-bubbled persons who might not observe common courtesies sounds like a BRILLIANT plan. Let's make sure the insurance riders don't cover this sort of thing, and we're good to go.