Great quotes

[Billy Underdog]

“Norge er ikke noe godt land å ha til fedreland, navnlig ikke om vinteren.”
― Henrik Ibsen

Couldn't agree more...

Well, from folklore a Troll is a larger than life entity, a force of nature. It's unbeatable in any way. It's impossible to war with.

Doesn't get quite the same meaning when you just imagine someone who's going around provoking just to povoke on the internet...

[Zzzptm]

True. But Mr. Ibsen's face is perfect for someone who's dealing with the incessant trollery that happens on the 'net.

[Zzzptm]

"Better to split a topic than to continue a discussion of Abrahamic religions in a 'Great Quotes' thread." - Zzzptm

[Thelemech]

The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal.
Aleister Crowley

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb and blind.
Robert Anton Wilson

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. Baruch Spinoza

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. Soren Kierkegaard

[Zzzptm]

We are all mediators, translators. -- Jacques Derrida

[Vyn]

CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.

--Cheech & Chong

[Zzzptm]

CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.

--Cheech & Chong

The story behind that sketch makes it even more hilarious, well worth checking out.

[BOGBLAST]

"I have been having a love affair for 31 years, that love is Black Sabbath"

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[Zzzptm]

"There are, indeed, things that cannot be put into words. They make themselves manifest. They are what is mystical." - Wittgenstein

[Axefiend]

"You, choo choo choose me"? - Ralph Wiggum

[Billy Underdog]

"I'm a brick"
 - Ralph Wiggum

[Axefiend]

"I'm Idaho" - Ralph Wiggum

So many:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2uHcrC2PbM

[Billy Underdog]

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose

 - Kris Kristofferson/Janis Joplin

                   ..... for privileged people...

                                - Billy Underdog

[Zzzptm]

"Mr. Trump's memory is fantastic. I've never come across a situation that Mr. Trump has said something that is not accurate." -- Michael D. Cohen

[Axefiend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuX8EiJ8oFA