NFL 2024-25 Season

[Zzzptm]

Because Chainsaw Dan is no longer owning a team?

So, slight subject change... is there paperwork I need to file on becoming a KC fan? Is there a trial period or anything like that?

[Vyn]

Since you are neither a Chargers or a Raiders fan, or for that matter a Broncos fan, you can join immediately.

[Zzzptm]

Filling out the form now... who should I put down as a backup team in case of emergency?

[Vyn]

Bears

[Zzzptm]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

this is just hazing the new guy, right?

[Vyn]

 

[Zzzptm]

Just got my official KC Bandwagon 2025 authorization email, nice turnaround time on that!

After that, there are a set of interviews for becoming an actual fan, so I've got some prep work for those.

[Vyn]

lol

I work with a guy who is one of those "superfan" people. For the Chiefs, of course.

He has tickets to all the games, etc.

He also has an old schoolbus he painted in Chiefs colors, with the logo and all that. During home games he carts his other fan buddies in it, out to the game - does the tail-gate thing with BBQ and beer.

[Zzzptm]

Yeah, I've been told by the recruiter to definitely start checking out red and white face paint brands, see what's the best fit for me.

[Vyn]

I'm a stealth fan - I don't own face paint but do watch the games when I can. But I'm a native so I get a pass, I think foreign fans have to wear the face paint at least once annually.

[Zzzptm]

Yes, it's once per regular season and again in postseason play. Best to do the postseason one in the first round to make sure one doesn't get cut from the fan roster if there's an early exit. We're encouraged to wear face paint more often than the one postseason, as there's a bonus structure tied to that metric.

[Vyn]

HOT UPDATE:

Tay-Tay is at the Grammy Awards ceremony tonight, whilst her boyfriend is in Nawlin's prepping for his Super Bowl gig next weekend. She may make history by becoming the first female artist to win album of the year five times, and Kelce may make history next weekend by winning the Super Bowl three times in a row.

Tensions mount. Who will win, who will lose? If she wins, and he loses,or vice-versa, will there be a clashing of egos on the home front? If they both win, will ego-inflation become so massive as to make it impossible for them to fit in the same room at the same time anymore?

If they both lose, will their shared misery tighten their bond or tear them apart, as each blames the other for distracting them when they should have been focusing more on their dream?

If they get married and have kids, how will their children ever live up to the bar set by their parents? Holy shit!

[Zzzptm]

"And starting for the Chiefs is Taylor Kelce, the singin' tight end..."

[Vyn]

lol

Well, Taylor did not win. Beyonce won...for a country album. That, on top of 25% tariffs on MX and CA convince me we are, in fact, living in an alternate universe at the moment. I'll be busy over here looking for the door back to normal.

[Vyn]

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday - Super Bowl time!

On paper, the Eagles are the better team. But they're missing two things. Mahomes, who can do impossible stuff out of nowhere, and Andy Reid (a former Eagle himself!!) who always seems to have some gadget play in his pocket to whip out at the last second.

I mean to say, the Chiefs played like losers all season yet almost won every single game. That's not luck.

So, it's either going to be the Chiefs by 2 points in OT, or the Eagles win 56 to 3.