So, I'm behind the Times

[Vyn]

I had never heard of Steven Seagal's foray into musical artistry. Until this evening, that is.

I managed to last about 20 seconds before my computer's AI kicked in and blocked the video out of sheer desperation to survive. But it was long enough to convince me that Steven Seagal's ability mimic a perfect north Kingston Jamaican slum accent is incredible. Perhaps to you all, this is old news, but just in case there's someone else out there like me, who hasn't followed the intricacies of Mr. Seagal's career, here are the lyrics, followed by the song itself.

Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice

When the girls start to strut
you could look at her but you shouldn't do that
Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty
They're not just to cover her kitty

Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
Baby the way you waik is so hot
Let's have a shot of rum
Then I can make you come with me
To the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin

[Charger]

Seagal did a movie called Fire Down Below. Which was his first real miss of a movie (too slow and not enough action) , but he did do most of the music for it. Which I think was the first time he did that. He also did sing on the soundtrack. Blues oriented country I think it was. His music was more serious in tone than that of Bruce Willis or David Hasselhoff and ofcourse since he wasn't very good it didn't quite work out or become such a humoristic music as for those two.

[Zzzptm]

Stevie Wonder did harmonica work on that album... it is a whirling vortex of complications, this album...

[Thelemech]

Steve seagull is a very bad man
Not a thing about him is competent
I am still waiting for him to be destroyed by Jean Claude Van Damme

[Zzzptm]

Bruce Lee played percussion. On Jackie Chan's head.

And Jackie Chan survived...