This Or That? (Part 2)

[Zzzptm]

toothbrush in the toilet, have it ride in the dishwasher and we good again




50 C or 0 F?

[Charger]

^
That's cheating. You were supposed to use it right after it fell into the toilet not wash it up first!


Both rather extreme temps but for the extremes I guess fighting cold is bit easier just put on 13 layers of clothing. So I'll take 0F...but I won't like it.


Intruder comes to your home and the only things you have to fight him off are your favourite LPs to throw at him or smash him in the head with your favourite painting?

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

I think Shaun of the Dead has already shown us that fighting off home invaders (of the zombie variety) is best done by vinyl record.



Horror films:

Suspense with little gore   or   Blood and guts everywhere

[Vyn]

Suspense; have seen gore, don't need to watch it gratuitously.

A book discussing current trends in category theory, or 50 Shades of Grey?

[Zzzptm]

Category theory current trends, please and thank you. Actually going to look it up after I send this in.


Spending a week in the Wyoming badlands with a geology professor or a week in a Mississippi mangrove swamp with a botany professor?

[Vyn]

Wyoming, have never had any interest in botany.

Lab assistant to Thomas Edison or Albert Einstein?

[Zzzptm]

Einstein, Edison had a bitchy reputation.


A day doing jury duty or a day doing defensive driving?

[Vyn]

Jury duty. This was a tough one - because both stink of purgatory, but it came down to less chance of dying in a car wreck if I'm on jury duty

Matildas or Lionesses? Any relation to sport teams is purely coincidental and unrelated in any way whatsoever

[Zzzptm]

Matildas, can waltz with them.



Time to bite an animal on the ass! Lioness or Honey Badger?

References:
Lioness: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVySxc5N2H8
Honey Badger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPJgmLEfD4

[Charger]

I don't have a huge desire to bite any animals in the ass...I doubt honey badger's ass actually tastes like honey either but it is smaller so less change of getting eaten by it afterwards I guess...


Carrying a concealed weapon:
Hip holster or cross draw hip holster?

[Zzzptm]

Strong-side carry, don't want the barrel to be pointed behind me when I draw.



Time to be harassed by a bird! Magpie or bluejay?

[Charger]

Yikes! I've been harassed by both and it ain't nice! But jay's only pass by here so their harassment is short lived compared to the year around cackle by the magpies...So Bluejay it is.


Getting clawed by an eagle or bitten by a wolf?

[Zzzptm]

I'll take eagle clawing, better story comes out of that one.



Speaking of cool stories to tell after the fact...

Get in a brawl (and lose to) Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone?

[Charger]

Ohh...I'm thinking Arnold would have a better one liner after he beats me to a pulp so I'd go with him!


Getting shot by John Wayne or Clint Eastwood?

[KiloDeltaCharlie]

John Wayne, more likely to miss... maybe!



Paul Thomas Anderson   or   Paul W.S. Anderson