Last Night I Dreamed

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Hmmm...or maybe

"Finland....the perfect place for a business trip. No silly tourist attractions or sights to distract you for the job at hand!"

We'll use that one in Germany and Switzerland.

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Was reading through Finnish jokes... apparently, Charger's approach to tourism is more widespread...

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself,
"Wow, she's gorgeous! And I think she's a flight attendant... but which airline does she work for?"
Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?"
She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Hmm, no, she doesn't work for Delta."
A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again; "Something special in the air?"
She gave him the same confused look. He scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan,
"I would really love to fly your friendly skies."
This time the woman looked at him, irritated, and shouted "What the $%#! do you want?!"
The man thought "Ahh, Finnair..."