Guess what (and other stupidities)

[Billy Underdog]

I thought you understood satire.

I thought you did too...

And why do you keep spelling economics "echonomics"?

Misspelling. Or double meaning..? Hmmm... 

[Billy Underdog]

But if i ever get in that position; sure i would like to get my pay for the work i'm doing, but i've got no interest in earning alot more than i need to get by. If i'm ever lucky enough to end up in a position where i do anyway, i'll use it for good things for more than just myself.

O.k., for fucks sake, i confess. I want shitloads of money so i can buy shitloads of drugs. Oh, wait. Supposed to quit those... Hmmm... What to do with all that money then?

[Vyn]

Congratulations on the gig Billy! Every journey begins with the first step...looking forward to hearing it!

And I wish you the best outcome from your stint in rehab.

[Billy Underdog]

Thank you very much, Vyn. Not exactly looking forward to it...

[Zzzptm]

One of my rehab songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuY6D1LYSoM

[Vyn]

One of my rehab songs...

My copy of The Official Zzzptm Biography (includes bonus closet skeleton) makes no mention of a rehabilitation clinic. Just from what I've read from you here and elsewhere I'd say it worked out for you, congrats!

[Billy Underdog]

^^^^^^
Let me be the first to congratulate you on a successful first gig Billy.    Now that your name is out there, you will likely get more gigs and grow from there.  Soon you will need a manager and perhaps a road crew for setup.  Opening your own studio would follow and then the creation of your own record company, with staff, musicians under contract and a stable of high end performers.  Soon offices start popping up, first in Europe and then all over the globe!  Your now incorporated, making money hand over fist.  Increasing profits whilst stepping on the little man!  You insane, greedy, capitalistic bastard!

The video have given us fans in Mexico, Egypt, Germany, Australia and the U.S. Axe wants us to make an EP so he can buy it. We're fucking world famous already. 
Now it's just kick back and watch the cash start rolling in, right? That's how it works, RIGHT!?!? 

[Typhon]

^^^^^^
Let me be the first to congratulate you on a successful first gig Billy.    Now that your name is out there, you will likely get more gigs and grow from there.  Soon you will need a manager and perhaps a road crew for setup.  Opening your own studio would follow and then the creation of your own record company, with staff, musicians under contract and a stable of high end performers.  Soon offices start popping up, first in Europe and then all over the globe!  Your now incorporated, making money hand over fist.  Increasing profits whilst stepping on the little man!  You insane, greedy, capitalistic bastard!

The video have given us fans in Mexico, Egypt, Germany, Australia and the U.S. Axe wants us to make an EP so he can buy it. We're fucking world famous already. 
Now it's just kick back and watch the cash start rolling in, right? That's how it works, RIGHT!?!? 

With your lack of business experience, you better let me handle things from this point on.  I'll forward a contract for you to sign giving me the decision making powers, plus a modest salary of course. 

[Billy Underdog]

^^^^^^
Let me be the first to congratulate you on a successful first gig Billy.    Now that your name is out there, you will likely get more gigs and grow from there.  Soon you will need a manager and perhaps a road crew for setup.  Opening your own studio would follow and then the creation of your own record company, with staff, musicians under contract and a stable of high end performers.  Soon offices start popping up, first in Europe and then all over the globe!  Your now incorporated, making money hand over fist.  Increasing profits whilst stepping on the little man!  You insane, greedy, capitalistic bastard!

The video have given us fans in Mexico, Egypt, Germany, Australia and the U.S. Axe wants us to make an EP so he can buy it. We're fucking world famous already. 
Now it's just kick back and watch the cash start rolling in, right? That's how it works, RIGHT!?!? 

With your lack of business experience, you better let me handle things from this point on.  I'll forward a contract for you to sign giving me the decision making powers, plus a modest salary of course. 

Sounds kinda Patrick Meehan Jr.-ish... 

[Billy Underdog]

Was at the Norwegian National Music Museum today, just a couple of hundred meters from the crappy place i am at the moment, and i just stopped and stood drooling over these two beauties, a '52 Les Paul and a '64 P-bass. (The '83 Tele is only there because it'd belong to one of Norways most famous musicians the last 50 yrs, one of the vocalists in Prudence, whom you'll find some tunes by in the "check this out"-thread...)

[Zzzptm]

Such a simple, yet beautiful thing, a guitar...

[Charger]

Guess what!?

It's not all that smart to urinate right after cutting chilis.

[Zzzptm]

Guess what!?

It's not all that smart to urinate right after cutting chilis.

I have also found out it's not all that smart to rub one's eyes after handling chilis.

[Billy Underdog]

Guess what!?

It's not all that smart to urinate right after cutting chilis.

BURN!!!

[Charger]

Guess what!?

It's not all that smart to urinate right after cutting chilis.

BURN!!!

Yes it did.

I've done the eyes bit too by accident sometimes...even hours after I've already washed my hands...still it stings.