this is a joke thread

[Billy Underdog]

History. What a fucking sexist term. What about her story..?

[Billy Underdog]

  It ain't easy being red.

[Typhon]

History. What a fucking sexist term. What about her story..?

She's lying.

[Thelemech]

 

[Typhon]

^^^^^^
I am not familiar with their music, but I take it they sing "yuh muh nuh muh" quite frequently in their songs, Thel?

[Thelemech]

^^^^^^
I am not familiar with their music, but I take it they sing "yuh muh nuh muh" quite frequently in their songs, Thel?

They are a pretty decent Nu-Metal band that do sing like that especially on the first album. Their later work is pretty solid meat and potatoes Heavy Metal and the singing is much better on those later albums.

[Zzzptm]

  It ain't easy being red.

That just blew my mind.

[Thelemech]

  here is another one that is hilarious.

[Typhon]

^^^^^^
That was great!  Pretty much says it all about (c)rap.

[Thelemech]

 

This is the song that unfortunately was the beginnings of Disturbed who would redeem themselves with their later material. But this song is horrible 

[Typhon]

  A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
 
Then little RALPHY says, "I have a question for YOU.
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?"
 
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
 
To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one
with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

[Zzzptm]

When Janusz Klimazewski from Poland applied for an American driver's license he was asked to read the eye chart. The clerk pointed to the first line with the letters “P O W Z Y N S K E Y.”

“Now sir,” said the clerk. "Can you read this?"

"Read it?" replied Janusz, "the man used to be my next-door neighbor!”

[AnnoMundi]

Funny stuff Z, especially the ice cream one, haha 😂

[Typhon]

Funny stuff Z, especially the ice cream one, haha 😂

The "ice cream one" was mine, not Z's. 

[AnnoMundi]

Funny stuff Z, especially the ice cream one, haha 😂

The "ice cream one" was mine, not Z's. 

Sorry Typhon, that one cracked me up!