this is a joke thread

[Zzzptm]

Tourist at a desert oasis... sees a local with a camel and a sign that reads, "Photos of you on camel back... $1.00".

Tourist goes to the local and asks, "Only a dollar? Are you able to make a living from this?"

"Yes sir, I am able to manage. I have a sound business. Would you like a picture of you on the camel back?"

The tourist agrees, pays the man his dollar, and with some effort is able to get on the camel. Pictures taken, the tourist then says, "OK, can you help me get down?"

The local flips over his sign... "Assistance dismounting camels... $50.00".



^ Also, respect to Burt Reynolds in the GIF, who passed away yesterday, age 82.

[Typhon]

^^^^^^
Did you really think it was necessary to identify the guy in the GIF?    We don't have any 10 year olds in the Community as of yet.

R.I.P. Burt.

[Zzzptm]

^^^^^^
Did you really think it was necessary to identify the guy in the GIF?    We don't have any 10 year olds in the Community as of yet.

R.I.P. Burt.

Some of our Euro-members may not know the man.

Now for the next joke...

A thief is feeling ill, goes to the doctor. Doctor prescribes some medicine and says, "Take a teaspoon, twice a day."

The thief asks, "You sure that will help me?"

Doctor says, "Yes, I am. Why do you think it won't?"

"Well, it's only that I took a whole tray of silver spoons yesterday and look what good it did me!"

[Billy Underdog]

^^^^^^
Did you really think it was necessary to identify the guy in the GIF?    We don't have any 10 year olds in the Community as of yet.

R.I.P. Burt.

Some of our Euro-members may not know the man.

I thought he WAS European..?? ? 

[Typhon]

^^^^^^
Is this one of the jokes? 

[Zzzptm]

Guy gets hit by a car. Thankfully, it looks like he's going to make it. He's loaded on a stretcher and the ambulance medic asks, "Sir, are you comfortable?"

The victim says, "Eh. I make an OK living..."

[Typhon]

When I was in college, we had a running joke in the Mathematics Department that went as follows:

Give a student a math test and have 10 different mathematics professors correct it, and the student will receive 1 grade.
Give a student a social science or humanities test and have 10 different social science or humanities professors correct it, and the student will receive 10 grades. 

[Vyn]

Dirty joke time!

A kid is walking down a dirt road after a rainstorm. He trips and falls into a mud puddle.

[Zzzptm]

Dirty joke time!

A kid is walking down a dirt road after a rainstorm. He trips and falls into a mud puddle.

That one's so old, it's got whiskers.

***

So, why do you hang out with that sadist?

Beats me!

[Typhon]

I picked up a hitch-hiker. Seemed like a nice guy.  After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn't afraid that he might be a serial killer.  Told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car was extremely unlikely. (It can be very beneficial to understand Mathematics)

[Billy Underdog]

^^^ Oh, please tell me this actually happened and not just a story 

[Typhon]

^^^ Oh, please tell me this actually happened and not just a story 

How about I come and tell you in person? 

[Billy Underdog]

^^^ Oh, please tell me this actually happened and not just a story 

How about I come and tell you in person? 

Ehhh...  Maybe later... 

[Thelemech]

 

[Zzzptm]