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Title: OHHH NO NO PLEASE GOD HELP ME
Post by: Zzzptm on March 02, 2018, 04:54:16 PM: This is for the WORST songs you can find. If someone actually likes the song, you lose points. If everyone hates it, you win and we'll consider banning you for posting such horrible music. :naughty:

Just kidding... but if it's bad, post it here.

I'll start with "Who are Parents?" by The Shaggs

I'll be interested to know how far you get into it before you shut it down or tear your own ears off. 57 seconds for me on this one.
Title: Re: OHHH NO NO PLEASE GOD HELP ME
Post by: Zzzptm on March 05, 2018, 01:30:49 PM: This is one of those songs that can clear a room, but it just gets me to laughing good and hard...
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Post by: JSTHECONQUEROR on March 06, 2018, 12:20:39 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlb1ezRqfA
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Post by: Billy Underdog on March 06, 2018, 01:31:21 AM: I know these are loved. I just hate them...
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Post by: Zzzptm on March 06, 2018, 01:28:40 PM: Made it 24 seconds into Jake Paul's catalog of his recent purchases.

:kiwf:

I love the instrumental stuff in "Hocus Pocus"... but the yodeling... no. Just wrecks the momentum for me. Maybe if the yodeler was Ian Gillan, maybe... might work then. But that guy makes this song into a novelty tune. And what are these guys on in the live performance? I had to check to see if I was playing on 1.25x normal speed or something like that...

OK, more from the dustbin of music...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97uGme-JW50

I found that in a bargain bin at a used record shop and thought, why not, only half a dollar?

WORST FIFTY CENTS I EVER SPENT

PLEASE GOD MAKE IT STOP
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Post by: Billy Underdog on March 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM: Finding the right buyers, a Punk colector maybe, and you might get some bucks out of it...
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Post by: Zzzptm on March 06, 2018, 02:33:48 PM: Quote from: Billy Underdog on March 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Finding the right buyers, a Punk colector maybe, and you might get some bucks out of it...

You want it? Original vinyl, hardly been used.
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Post by: Billy Underdog on March 06, 2018, 03:28:45 PM: Quote from: Zzzptm on March 06, 2018, 02:33:48 PM
Quote from: Billy Underdog on March 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Finding the right buyers, a Punk colector maybe, and you might get some bucks out of it...

You want it? Original vinyl, hardly been used.

Not really a Punk aficionado. Check out the prices at Diskogs...
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Post by: Zzzptm on March 06, 2018, 04:03:28 PM: Quote from: Billy Underdog on March 06, 2018, 03:28:45 PM
Quote from: Zzzptm on March 06, 2018, 02:33:48 PM
Quote from: Billy Underdog on March 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Finding the right buyers, a Punk colector maybe, and you might get some bucks out of it...

You want it? Original vinyl, hardly been used.

Not really a Punk aficionado. Check out the prices at Diskogs...

39 people actually want that album? :wtf:
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Post by: Billy Underdog on March 06, 2018, 04:06:21 PM: Quote from: Zzzptm on March 06, 2018, 04:03:28 PM
Quote from: Billy Underdog on March 06, 2018, 03:28:45 PM
Quote from: Zzzptm on March 06, 2018, 02:33:48 PM
Quote from: Billy Underdog on March 06, 2018, 02:29:00 PM
Finding the right buyers, a Punk colector maybe, and you might get some bucks out of it...

You want it? Original vinyl, hardly been used.

Not really a Punk aficionado. Check out the prices at Diskogs...

39 people actually want that album? :wtf:
There's always someone interested... :)
Title: Re: OHHH NO NO PLEASE GOD HELP ME
Post by: Zzzptm on March 06, 2018, 04:36:04 PM: Well, that would certainly get me a nice return on my investment.

Until then, here's another terrible song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6m3ksi1HWY

:yeahright:
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Post by: Axefiend on April 02, 2018, 03:24:15 PM: ^^^ Wow!

:kiwf:

The visuals make up for any quality this song might have:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlEGORSKXDE
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Post by: Zzzptm on April 02, 2018, 05:37:53 PM: :zomgwtfbbq:

Just read that that CD is set for a deluxe edition release... 2CDs and a DVD...

BTW, kids, here's Thor as of late... just say no to those steroids when you're young, and they won't wreck your body when you're older!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdsRVpEYsnE
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Post by: Zzzptm on April 12, 2018, 06:28:19 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYK_hGbOMqc
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Post by: Axefiend on April 13, 2018, 10:02:54 AM: Ha! You keep putting up all these videos that remind me of other stuff, here's another:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7kFfLRcHjU
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Post by: Billy Underdog on April 13, 2018, 10:18:05 AM: Here's a pretty horrible excuse of a Metal band that time should've forgotten...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA
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Post by: Ted Sallis on April 13, 2018, 11:17:00 AM: ^^ I trust that you're being humourous.

Ted
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Post by: Tyr66 on April 13, 2018, 11:40:20 AM: no one can beat them
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Post by: Billy Underdog on April 13, 2018, 11:40:31 AM: Quote from: Ted Sallis on April 13, 2018, 11:17:00 AM
^^ I trust that you're being humourous.

Ted

Yes, though i also mean it :-)
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Post by: Axefiend on April 13, 2018, 03:54:17 PM: Quote from: Tyr66 on April 13, 2018, 11:40:20 AM
no one can beat them

Oh my god that's awful! I can't imagine someone creating that on purpose (or with a straight face!).

If Youtube had video of the Dirty Mac playing Whole Lotta Yoko, I'd post that. We're probably better off that they don't.
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Post by: Axefiend on April 13, 2018, 04:01:18 PM: An oldie but a goodie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JBzWZq4fXg
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Post by: Zzzptm on April 13, 2018, 05:10:25 PM: The flute was TRULY awful, the Jake E. Lee was hilarious, and Billy... you can go sit in the car...

:buhbye:

Now back to the bad stuff...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU
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Post by: Billy Underdog on April 13, 2018, 05:12:51 PM: Quote from: Zzzptm on April 13, 2018, 05:10:25 PM
and Billy... you can go sit in the car...

I don't have a drivers license...
Title: Re: OHHH NO NO PLEASE GOD HELP ME
Post by: Zzzptm on April 13, 2018, 05:28:12 PM: Quote from: Billy Underdog on April 13, 2018, 05:12:51 PM
Quote from: Zzzptm on April 13, 2018, 05:10:25 PM
and Billy... you can go sit in the car...

I don't have a drivers license...

I know, we drove you here. You should sit there because it's raining and... oh... never mind...

:mopey:

... you prefer the rain, I forgot.
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Post by: Billy Underdog on April 13, 2018, 11:16:21 PM: Quote from: Zzzptm on April 13, 2018, 05:28:12 PM
... you prefer the rain, I forgot.

I prefer the sun, didn't you read my lyrics..? :P ;D

I could (and should) have just as easily posted Rainbow In The Dark instead, you know... ;-)
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Post by: Zzzptm on April 16, 2018, 05:30:40 PM: Here's an awful video... Molly Hatchet with zero original members covering a Rolling Stones tune for a bunch of drunken bikers...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6WGEHu76qU
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Post by: Axefiend on May 04, 2018, 11:55:32 AM: Kinda catchy, but fuck it's horrible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWX38J5stDg
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Post by: Zzzptm on May 09, 2018, 11:09:46 AM: Tell you what though, they got a perfect 80s hair metal drummer there!

If your name is Richard Hammond, this song is kryptonite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1tFQMjc-IE

Especially when they sing *that* note... yeeee eeee eeee eeee eeeesh!
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Post by: Tyr66 on May 10, 2018, 05:00:50 AM: Porn Metal ? I don't know. That being said, I won't say no to the brown hair one for my breakfast .
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Post by: Jack the Stripper on May 10, 2018, 06:41:29 AM: They're all masterpieces compared with this shit!

For anyone that actually likes this... I've got two words of advice for you

SEEK HELP!
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Post by: Charger on May 10, 2018, 08:10:45 AM: Quote from: Jack the Stripper on May 10, 2018, 06:41:29 AM
They're all masterpieces compared with this shit!

For anyone that actually likes this... I've got two words of advice for you

SEEK HELP!

Oh watch it...sounds like the kinda stuff Billy likes! ;D
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Post by: Zzzptm on May 10, 2018, 08:43:25 AM: I got to 2 seconds, saw the witchy hat, he looked like Lucy in the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special... I had to go.

This one is so bad, it's good. Legendary Stardust Cowboy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAyc7WzMD5o
Title: Re: OHHH NO NO PLEASE GOD HELP ME
Post by: Tyr66 on May 10, 2018, 09:19:04 AM: Quote from: Charger on May 10, 2018, 08:10:45 AM
Quote from: Jack the Stripper on May 10, 2018, 06:41:29 AM
They're all masterpieces compared with this shit!

For anyone that actually likes this... I've got two words of advice for you

SEEK HELP!

Oh watch it...sounds like the kinda stuff Billy likes! ;D

... I could be wrong , but he hates this band actually !! He's a Mayhem and Darkthrone fan :abbath:
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Post by: Billy Underdog on May 10, 2018, 10:55:39 AM: Quote from: Tyr66 on May 10, 2018, 09:19:04 AM
Quote from: Charger on May 10, 2018, 08:10:45 AM
sounds like the kinda stuff Billy likes! ;D
... I could be wrong , but he hates this band actually !!

Damn right! I like Black Metal, not wimpy wanky Light Grey Pop :)) :rockon:
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Post by: Tyr66 on May 10, 2018, 11:49:27 AM: Quote from: Billy Underdog on May 10, 2018, 10:55:39 AM
Quote from: Tyr66 on May 10, 2018, 09:19:04 AM
Quote from: Charger on May 10, 2018, 08:10:45 AM
sounds like the kinda stuff Billy likes! ;D
... I could be wrong , but he hates this band actually !!

Damn right! I like Black Metal, not wimpy wanky Light Grey Pop :)) :rockon:

this ! I knew it's something like that :pub:
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Post by: Thelemech on May 10, 2018, 04:54:00 PM: :smug: I love Immortal!! :abbath:

:whistling:
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Post by: Zzzptm on May 30, 2018, 09:04:25 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyuVZe1AYnk

Too damn funny...
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Post by: BOGBLAST on June 11, 2018, 01:18:44 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
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Post by: Axefiend on June 11, 2018, 07:38:17 AM: ^^^ Had to stop watching that! I don't want it to get into my head!!
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Post by: Jack the Stripper on June 11, 2018, 03:06:45 PM: ^^It's not a song you'd wanna be singing out too loud. Great Aussie bans were the Divinyls. She died about 5 years ago did Chrissy Amphlett of breast cancer.
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Post by: BOGBLAST on June 11, 2018, 11:37:52 PM: LMAO Axefiend. And Jack I read about her cancer in the comments on YouTube. Sad.
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Post by: Zzzptm on June 13, 2018, 10:28:10 AM: I've got this song stuck in my head, thank you very much the pop hits station that my wife listens to when she drives...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc
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Post by: Billy Underdog on June 13, 2018, 02:01:53 PM: ^^^ :rofl:
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Post by: Zzzptm on June 13, 2018, 02:56:57 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce6RUZy4U1Q

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by: Typhon on June 13, 2018, 03:34:23 PM: Quote from: Zzzptm on June 13, 2018, 10:28:10 AM
I've got this song stuck in my head, thank you very much the pop hits station that my wife listens to when she drives...

That's cuz you all from Texas. :P
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Post by: Tyr66 on June 13, 2018, 04:35:42 PM: more effective than laxative treatment:
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Post by: Typhon on June 13, 2018, 04:46:23 PM: ^^^^^^
I vote this one the winner for worst in this thread. :squint:
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Post by: Billy Underdog on June 13, 2018, 05:56:30 PM: Speaking of Opus... ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96hupJ61CbA

That chorus makes something tickle inside. The VERY wrong way...
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Post by: Zzzptm on June 13, 2018, 06:16:41 PM: I want Typhon's vote, so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPVNvJoljD0
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Post by: BOGBLAST on June 14, 2018, 02:00:58 AM: Hey ZZZ, after that one we need a vomit or a gag emoji.
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Post by: Zzzptm on June 14, 2018, 02:55:08 PM: Quote from: BOGBLAST on June 14, 2018, 02:00:58 AM
Hey ZZZ, after that one we need a vomit or a gag emoji.

:myfun:
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Post by: Typhon on June 14, 2018, 05:18:52 PM: My contribution to this pile of garbage.
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Post by: Charger on January 21, 2019, 09:04:54 AM: My ears

My ears

They bleed!
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Post by: Jack the Stripper on January 21, 2019, 12:54:23 PM: ^^They're obviously just fucking around in the tuning room as they always do.
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Post by: Zzzptm on January 21, 2019, 02:34:36 PM: Yes, but Charger posted that, so I'll need to up his warning level to 90% for it. Owowowow!

That, or get revenge.

I'll go for revenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAmx_XdQky8
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Post by: Charger on January 21, 2019, 03:10:58 PM: :lol:

Now I don't even know which is worse...

Honestly I might have even taken the warning level increase before listening to that!
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Post by: Zzzptm on January 21, 2019, 03:29:47 PM: Quote from: Charger on January 21, 2019, 03:10:58 PM
:lol:

Now I don't even know which is worse...

Honestly I might have even taken the warning level increase before listening to that!

:sorrychief:

Well, not really... :smug: