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General Category => Just for fun => Topic started by: Vyn on November 11, 2025, 03:28:00 AM

Title: The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be
Post by: Vyn on November 11, 2025, 03:28:00 AM
For the low-low starting price of $50,000*, you too can grapple with the world's tallest mountain and earn the ego-accessory everyone is getting! Don't get left behind, act now!






*Equipment, travel, and training costs not included. Prices subject to change at the whim of your selected Sherpa agency, the Nepalese government, or the Chinese government.

**Although helpful for your survival, no mountaineering experience is required. Our trained Sherpa (tm) Guides will happily drag your ass up to the summit for a selfie and a phone call.

***Safe descent from summit not guaranteed; ask about our free open-air burial plots!
Title: Re: The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be
Post by: Typhon on November 11, 2025, 07:34:25 AM
I guess they don't have to worry about loneliness.
Title: Re: The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be
Post by: Zzzptm on November 11, 2025, 07:59:08 AM
Indeed.

A peak is best enjoyed alone or in the company of a small band of friends, where the winds and sights impress upon one and all the relationship of us humans in a larger world, a much, much larger world.

If we're dealing with concession stands, lines at scenic overlooks, and tiny spaces in the parking lot, we're not getting peak peak.

I had fun atop Pike's Peak, looking out over the plains and seeing all the way into Texas, but I had a moving experience at much less altitude atop Bead Mountain, Texas. Pike's Peak was a fun travel spot. Bead Mountain was an experience that gave me deeper understanding and even joy in the midst of sorrows.

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If I had someone tell me to plan and execute a $50,000 vacation involving mountains, I can guarantee it would involve hotels, a sweet ride, and plenty of switchbacks and curves. I'd love to repeat my travel from Mexico City to Veracruz and back, that's what I'd do.
Title: Re: The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be
Post by: Vyn on November 11, 2025, 08:18:38 AM
I get mild altitude sickness on top of Pikes Peak in Colorado lol. I would die immediately upon reaching camp one at Everest.
Title: Re: The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be
Post by: Charger on November 11, 2025, 09:14:14 AM
Yeah...no. Not for me that one...not a fan of hights...hell I get dizzy on a 10 foot ladder!
Title: Re: The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be
Post by: Typhon on November 11, 2025, 03:29:36 PM
Yeah...no. Not for me that one...not a fan of hights...hell I get dizzy on a 10 foot ladder!

Looks like heights bother you so much that you can't even spell it.  :)) 

Fortunately, heights don't bother me, so I was able to put up half of the siding on my house by myself to save money.  Still, I have never had any interest in climbing mountains.
Title: Re: The old gray mare, she ain't what she used to be
Post by: Charger on November 12, 2025, 10:41:49 AM
Yeah...no. Not for me that one...not a fan of hights...hell I get dizzy on a 10 foot ladder!

Looks like heights bother you so much that you can't even spell it.  :)) 

:haha3:

Looks like it indeed!