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General Category => Just for fun => Topic started by: Vyn on November 11, 2025, 03:28:00 AM
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For the low-low starting price of $50,000*, you too can grapple with the world's tallest mountain and earn the ego-accessory everyone is getting! Don't get left behind, act now!
*Equipment, travel, and training costs not included. Prices subject to change at the whim of your selected Sherpa agency, the Nepalese government, or the Chinese government.
**Although helpful for your survival, no mountaineering experience is required. Our trained Sherpa (tm) Guides will happily drag your ass up to the summit for a selfie and a phone call.
***Safe descent from summit not guaranteed; ask about our free open-air burial plots!
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I guess they don't have to worry about loneliness.
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Indeed.
A peak is best enjoyed alone or in the company of a small band of friends, where the winds and sights impress upon one and all the relationship of us humans in a larger world, a much, much larger world.
If we're dealing with concession stands, lines at scenic overlooks, and tiny spaces in the parking lot, we're not getting peak peak.
I had fun atop Pike's Peak, looking out over the plains and seeing all the way into Texas, but I had a moving experience at much less altitude atop Bead Mountain, Texas. Pike's Peak was a fun travel spot. Bead Mountain was an experience that gave me deeper understanding and even joy in the midst of sorrows.
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If I had someone tell me to plan and execute a $50,000 vacation involving mountains, I can guarantee it would involve hotels, a sweet ride, and plenty of switchbacks and curves. I'd love to repeat my travel from Mexico City to Veracruz and back, that's what I'd do.
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I get mild altitude sickness on top of Pikes Peak in Colorado lol. I would die immediately upon reaching camp one at Everest.
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Yeah...no. Not for me that one...not a fan of hights...hell I get dizzy on a 10 foot ladder!
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Yeah...no. Not for me that one...not a fan of hights...hell I get dizzy on a 10 foot ladder!
Looks like heights bother you so much that you can't even spell it. :))
Fortunately, heights don't bother me, so I was able to put up half of the siding on my house by myself to save money. Still, I have never had any interest in climbing mountains.
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Yeah...no. Not for me that one...not a fan of hights...hell I get dizzy on a 10 foot ladder!
Looks like heights bother you so much that you can't even spell it. :))
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Looks like it indeed!